Readability Score & Grade Level Meter
Analyze any text for Flesch-Kincaid grade level, reading ease score, sentence length, and vocabulary density.
Flesch-Kincaid Pretentiousness Scorer
Academic Pretentiousness & Readability Meter
Paste your own writing or select a sample to find out if your text sounds like a "Tenured Professor" or a "Lucid Communicator."
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PRETENTIOUSNESS GRADE • FLESCH-KINCAID
Post-Structuralist Hermeneutic Monograph
🏆 Tenured Professor Who Hates Clarity
"The dialectical re-contextualization of phenomenological epistemologies necessitates a paradigm shift away from normative hermeneutic taxonomies toward a more polyphonic, deconstructed ontological framework of signification."
📊 FLESCH READING EASE
14 / 100
Grade 19.4 (Post-Graduate Professional)
📏 SENTENCE COMPLEXITY
36.4 words / sentence
Target: < 20 words for web
🧠 POLYSYLLABIC DENSITY
38% polysyllabic (3+ syllables)
Target: < 15% big words
🔥 DOOVA EDITORIAL ROAST:
Warning: This sentence requires 3 academic degrees, a dictionary, and an aspirin to parse. 98% of readers will close the tab immediately.
How to Use Readability Score & Grade Level Meter
An interactive readability game and text analyzer. Paste an article, essay, or email to instantly calculate its Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level, reading ease score, and average sentence length.
Frequently Asked Questions
It estimates the U.S. school grade level required to understand the text.
Yes, it breaks down total words, sentences, syllables, and average word length.